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Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai
Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai,
Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain,
Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai..
Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.
मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है,
कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है,
मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे?
उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरी पटानी है!!
ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए;
ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
Funny Shayari on Love
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
वाह वाह
फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’
Funny Shayari in English
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.
Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.
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| Funny Shayari |
Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Funny Shayari in Hindi
Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai!!
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
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| Funny Shayari |
Kisi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya!!
Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du..
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Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.
Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..
Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,
Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,
Mera to yakeen hai,
Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,
Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.
Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Haath Chooro Jan..
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter Season
Aaaa….chhii
Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo,
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo,
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo,
Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo,
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo,
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo,
Kya Pta. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!
Funny Shayari With Photos
Arz Kiya Hai
Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai
Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein Ki..
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Ye Saali Razayi Mein
Hawa Kidhar Se Ghus Rahi
Hai..!!
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| Funny Shayari |
Har Safalta Par aapka Naam Ho,
Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho,
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna,
Main nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho.
2 Baar Lips Pe,
2 Baar Gaal Pe,
1 Martaba Mathay Pe,
2 Baar Eyes Pe,
Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana,
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na.
Happy Winter Season
Popcorn ki khushbu,
Mungfali ki bahaar,
Thandi ka mausam aa gaya hai yaar,
Thodi si masti,Thoda sa pyar,
Muffler sweatar rakho dhokar tayaar.
Happy Winter season
Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.
Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.
Kashmir ki vadiyon mein,
Barfeeli hawaon mein,
Jheel ke kinare Heer ko Ranjhe ne jo kaha,
Wohi baat main tumse kahta hoon,
SWEATER PAHENO THAND LAG JAYGI !
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| Funny Shayari |
Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.
Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai,
Bekabu se hamare khayalaat hain,
Jee chahata hai chura loon aap ko aapse,
Par mummy kehati hai chori karna paap hai.
Funny Shayari for Girlfriend
Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.
Gori paan na khaya karo,
Honthon pe laali aati hai,
Gori paan na khaya karo,
Honthon pe laali aati hai,
By God,
Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.
Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai…sudhar jaoon magar,
Kamvali aaj fir bheeg ke aai hai.
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.
Phool hoon gulaab ka,
Chameli ka mat samjhna.
Aashiq hun aapka,
Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.
Apni raah khud chuno,
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.
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| Funny Shayari |
Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal..
Tumhein saup diya jayega.
Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,
Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,
Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.
Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye,
Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte mein,
Ek baar to nahana chahiye.
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.
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| Funny Shayari |
Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad,
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
Funny Shayari for Boyfriend
Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.
Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du,
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.
Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
Lekar Nakhre Purane,
Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.
Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.
Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana.
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain,
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to ..
Samajh lena aapki hone wali ..
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain.
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye
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Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,
Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri Lauta De Bhai.
Aaj Deedar, Kal Yaar,
Parson Pyaar,
Phir Ekraar, Phir Intzaar,
Phir Takraar, Phir Draar,
Saari Mehnat Bekar,
Aur Aakhir Me Ek Aur Devdas,
At Beer Bar.
Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se,
Aisa Kalyug Ayega,
Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se SMS Karega,
Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega.
Chaand Per Kaali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Dunia Se,
Magar Akele Me Tumhe Apni Sakal Per Hassi Aati To Hogi.
Hume Tumse Love Hai,
Please Refuse Na Karna,
Yeh Zero Watt Ka “Hope” Bulb Hai,
Please Ise Fuse Mat Karna.
Kaya Aankhen Hai,
Kaya Baaten Hain,
Kaya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise, Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.
Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chhaa Gayi
Socha Tha Chhod Denge In Raaho Ko
Per Aaj Mohalle Mein Dusri Aa Gayi
Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta
Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta
Patana Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao
Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta
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| Funny Shayari |
Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Mere Shair Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe
Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Maine Jise Pyar Kiya
Voh Mere Bachon Ki Bua Ban K Reh Gayi
Hindi Funny Shayari
Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse
Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo
Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain,
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain.
Chaand Ne Chaadni Ko Maari Line
Waah Waah
Toh Bhaiya Suno Dhyaan Se
Chaand Ne Chaadni Ko Maari Line
Chaadni Boli I Am Fine, I am Fine
Waah Waah Waah Waah
Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane,
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein,
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane.
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Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne,
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya,
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha,
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya.
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge,
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge,
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon,
Chhor Kar Jaoge To ..
Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge.
Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe Hain,
Hamara Dil Churaye Baithe Hain,
Humne Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta Do,
To Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi Laga Ke Baithe Hain.
Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai,
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai.
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Mai Samajh Gayi Ki,
Tu Aaj Phir Nahi Nahaya.
Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai,
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai,
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise,
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai.
Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah Wah
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega
Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Aansu Mat Bahana
Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana
Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana.
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| Funny Shayari |
Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro
Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro
Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko LekarJati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.
Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao.
Majnu Ko Laila Ka SMS Nahi Aaya,
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya,
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me,
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me.
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile hath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana to bahut costly hai,
Per har gali mein ek Mumtaz banate raho.
Hansti Thi Hansaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sarmaati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj Pata Chala Ke Woh,
Khud Toh Pagal Thi,
Mujhe Bhi Pagal Banaati Thi.
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| Funny Shayari |
Humari Baari Jab Aayi To Humse Doctor Bola
Chalo Jaldi Dikhao, Aur Bhi Bimar Baithe Hain
Jo Pehle Aaye The Lete Hain Kabristan Mein Jaakar
Bache Hain Yahan Jo Do Char, Taiyaar Baithe Hain.
Funny Friendship Shayari
Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali
Mere So Jaane Ke Baad
Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad
Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle,
Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad.
Ice Cream Tu Bahut Nirali,
Thandi Mithi Swad Mein Aali,
Dekh Tujhe Man Lalchata Hai,
Muh Mein Pani Aa Jata Hai,
Jeebh Turant Bahar Aa Jaaye,
Bin Khaye Fir Rah Na Paayein ,
Kon Charon Aur Ghumati,
Chaat Chaat Kar Khoob Ghumti,
Sapne Bhi Bas Tere Aayein,
Iitni Mere Dil Ko Bhaaye.
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi Toh Deedar De,
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na De,
Apni Aawaj Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call Hi Mar De.
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